Pictures: Page I



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Discount sure didn't give us a hand!
That hand in the logo was thrust into...


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Who's that weirdo ruining Martin's picture? Oh, that's just Tassnim!
Is it just me, or does Tassnim look darker than Martin here?
If she was to stare any harder there would be a hole in Martins head!

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After 4 hours with Payam sleeping on her lap, Catherine begins to plan his untimely demise…
Car sick or E at Payam and Martin? I mystery even now.
Catherine was not amused by the seating arrangement in the car!

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Somewhere between a chew and a vomit…
I think I ate a worm.
Darn this apple is good... ooh.. maybe I should keep my eyes on the road!

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Payam’s sweet dreams disturbed by Catherine’s plan to keep him from sleeping “Payam…click!”
How do you spell gibroni?
JABRONIE!!

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The ultimate question: 'Is the other hand on the wheel?'
No, it wasn't a worm. Just stinky boys in the car.
I got nutin'!

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A great navigator is a deepened navigator
This is what Martin did the whole trip. He even insisted on bringing Ruhi Book 6 to the club Friday night.
Oh studious one!!
[Martin's note: I did not find time to read anything during the trip]

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Guys, should we tell him we’re not in Florida yet?
Don't cry Martin. We'll be there in another 5 hours.
I am sucking in as far as I can.
Martins clothes disappeared as soon as the snow did!

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I’m so hot I don’t need clothes.
(Damn boy, you look stupid fly)
I'm the Man!!

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Thinking about his boo.
Stop a_______! Give more h____!
Martin's quest has come to an end...his crush is revealed!!

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A hot car with a not-so-hot driver.
Ok... so u were right martin... it IS a viper!

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Same car, different side.
I said u were right!!!

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Taz: what do you want these for? Catherine: to stick them up Payam’s nose
My Kleenex is very important to me!
Upon our arrival in Gainesville; everyone got a little teary eyed because they were so happy .... oh no wait...
...the got teary eyed because of the stench coming from Payam's pillow!
 

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We arrived and immediately contacted our families to tell them that we were still alive.
Payam has his priorities in order. 1. Get into Gainesville after 23 hours of being in the car. 2. Get dressed in nicest dress clothes. 3. Check email.
Payam: "Lets check to see what the latest updates are on MartinsQuest.com"

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A picture of Catherine’s hair
Cousin It has to check e-mail too sometimes.

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Thats what happens when you get schooled in a game of Shaleem with the Canadians; that's how we do.
aaaaaaaaaaaaacheeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
That's hot.
Martin has one friend!

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And a second one arrives!

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No that’s not a third one, she just moved. Arash doesn’t count, he lives here.
What is that in her hand?

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We can’t count him again. Come on Marty, where are your friends?
[Losing in cards] still hurts but I guess I have to take it

 
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He paid them to smile.
All the Gainesville people are having a good time. Arash is trying to meditate over all the noise.
The first GREEZY place on the menu. Fun, but greezy. Just like Martin!

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He paid us to smile
WE'RE SO CUTE!
Its Greazy not Greasy!

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Alright, so he does have friends.

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So if you fold the crust, you can fit three pieces of Pizza in your mouth at once…
The silence before the storm? Are you preparing to attack?
Martin acquired a new talent... rapping with his mouth full!

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Scary Zombie look

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As if we're still here? And yet, I know the next time I'm in Florida, I'm so going to Hungry Howie's.
What a mess!

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Computer A. taking picture of Smarty

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Isn’t this Florida? Why is it raining?

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(His shirt speaks volumes)

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Payam disappeared shortly after this picture was taken.
Payam and Brian were working on a dance routine to try out on the ladies later that week.
When are the other girls coming? There has to be more out there
Bri Bri breaks it down MJ style!

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Subtle, across-the-room glances.

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[Editor's note: Some in Gainesville have a paddling birthday tradition. So N. got 22 whacks that left his buttocks
bleeding. Not a fan of taking a picture of the damage I simply captured a reaction. I think it sufficed.]

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Aaron was the X-factor.

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Another spanking administered by the Canadian Invasion.

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Free laptop from a public school...only Kiya.

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"Hi!"
Martin kept surprising Josh with flash-rich pictures...blinding him at least twice.

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"I'm going to apologize right now. I'm really sorry ladies but...." !!!!!!!!
There has to be a term for that.

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I think I have downs syndrome.
Blinded again...ka-ching!

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Before: sweet, complying Afshun

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Afshun is allowing the boys to shave his initials into his beard-like thing.
Afshun’s transformation begins...
 

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After: the wild man throws back his head and howls…
The outcome: Strangely tolerable.

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…and is calm
The outcome: Surprisingly cool.

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Is he really Persian? And living in Florida? Why is he so white?

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Payam’s not here…
University of Florida bookstore.. aka Chapters

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That's my favourite colour on her.

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Taz: Where’s Payam? Catherine: I don’t know!

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The blue….

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…or the pink?
What can you do, I guess I can try something different

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I’m not buying it, I just want to show off my legs!

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I like this one better…
I guess it did work

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…the other one? Really? I like this one.

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This one’s E

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Marty cuts out Taz.
Hey. I don't think we've met. My name is Negar. These are my friends.

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Touring the campus arm-in-arm
Taking a stroll through the University of Florida.

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Vote Access!
Yes we are holding his head up. Thanks Vana.
I guess if Brian and Martin are not there, we have to settle with Greeny.


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Nice picture Marty….

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Marty and his E candid pictures.

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Brian’s the only one enjoying this…
Catherine looks car sick again... or E... And Tassnim... She held that very...
 same pose at Hungry Howie's. Brian's just glad to be sitting between two lovely ladies.
Ya, that's right, you heard me; no one has game like me
 

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They knew we were coming!!!
Love the signage! GREAZY!


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Sorry Negar, not today!
Maybe I was wrong
That's unfortunate... I was hoping to take full advantage of the warm weather!

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We love Jimmy John’s!
Where's Payam?
Where's Payam??? Hmmmmmmm!?!?

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Chillin’ with the gator
Getting comfortable with the gator.


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Oh! Phewf! She got all our feet in the picture!
No really.. where Is Payam?

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If at first you don't succeed... ask someone else to take the picture.


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Hey V., they named a street after you! (Martin please don't post on the website that that was my comment.)
Aww, poor V.. we do it out of love

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No guys, close your eyes like you’re sleeping!
Aww! How cute!

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Ha ha! They’re sleeping together! [Editor's note: We weren't]
Awwwwww... how cute! They had a long day!


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Marty: There you are Payam! Payam: Quit trying to look at my ___ one Marty!

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Can’t talk…eating!

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Happy birthday Martin!
Happy birthday Martin!

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I LOVE YOU MARTIN!

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I LOVE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFETS!

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Ha! All you can eat! I’ll be here all night!!
Another attack.
Hayvoon!! (animal)
The zoo called and they want there animal back


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There's Payam!
None of your business where I was.


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Anisa is my woman!

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All these women! All this food! The power!


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Celebrating a great day with family and friends.

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I guess we have to take pictures of the guys too…

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Back to the girls…
Take is easy boys.

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“We’re so hot!”
What is the Persian Mr. Rogers doing in the picture?

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We were faking an animated conversation to make a nice picture for Marty.
Are you talking to me, because I am really not paying attention to you.

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Don’t take the picture yet!
(as if we posed for that)
The pictures are all about me, we should just make a picture page of me.

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Okay, now!
Oh there I am again

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Getting ready to blow out the candles

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I huffed and I puffed…


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Cut the cake Marty
A little weird right now, what happened to just me and Martin, remember I do not like girls.

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But take a picture with it first!
Martin and his Cake.


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Martin's Cake.
He’ll cut it, but he won’t eat it.
 

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