Souped-up Appliances
June 10th, 2004
 

Background: In Canada, unlike my previous home in Florida, the people are less inclined to soup up their vehicles. Well, forget less inclined, you just don't see it, unlike say in Miami where as Will Smith says:
 
  Ride my jetskis loungin in the palm trees
Cause you gotta have cheese for the summerhouse piece on South Beach
Water so clear you can see to the bottom
Hundred thousand dollar cars e’ybody got em
Ain’t no surprise in the club to see Sly Stallone
Miami my second home

 
     In this rich tradition I decided to fittingly mock Canadians by souping up their appliances with the same amount of gusto that is normally reserved for cars. Here is my effort.