I receive three e-mail word-of-the-days (1,2,3). Yesterday I got the word 'clerihew.' (bottom of linked page)- "A humorous, pseudo-biographical verse of four lines of uneven length, with the rhyming scheme AABB, and the first line containing the name of the subject." So I wrote a few and collected some submitted by friends:

From Misagh Ziaei:

Misagh Zee,
Tired as can be,
Had to study for exams,
But wrote a clerihew for his fans.
                   §
Mees,
Wanted world peace,
Needed sleep,
Had no sheep.
                   §
Aryian Barbarian,
Lives in Marion,
Likes to laugh,
Can't stand the gaff.
                   §
Martin Braithwaite,
Has no mate,
Does he groan and mope?
Nope.
                   §
Badi',
His spirit soars farther than the eye can see,
He was like you and I,
For our Faith, we must live and die.



From Gordon Braithwaite:


My brother,
Is more annoying than my mother,
He wishes to one day have two cars,
Why couldn’t he get SARS?
                   §
My dog,
O why didn’t I choose a frog?
At last count he was seven,
Hopefully by eight he’ll be in heaven.
                   §
My oldest brother,
Lives with his mother,
He complains about the cold,
At 22 years old.
                   §
Crusty and chip,
Are things you would associate with dip,
For me I think of bustin’
No wait I think of Justin.
                   §
Gordon’s the name,
And if you think my poems are lame,
I’ll hunt you down en mass,
And kick your @ss.
 

From Martin Braithwaite:

Martin Braithwaite,
Always had a full plate,
His never-ending search for a wife,
Now seems trife. 
                   §
Martin Braithwaite,
Big words he spate,
Obscuring the obvious fact,
He was an act.
                   §
Mr. Braithwaite,
Always one to ingratiate.
Did he meet women on his site?
Not quite.
                   §
Martin Braithwaite,
Strove to avoid fate,
Thought school was his calling,
He was stalling.
                   §
Martin Braithwaite,
Humility; his weakest trait,
Thought he could do anything,
Busted in tax sting.
                   §
Martin Braithwaite,
Always late,
Succumbed to procrastination,
Healthy imagination.
                   §

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