• "Well, at least he's better than Payam." -mees
• "At that moment, Martin realized it was a bad idea to have hung that "Home of MarryMartin.com" sign outside his door." -mees *
• "Elmo: No, Martin.  I'm not going to look up there. Stupid!" -catherine

More Suggestions:

• "Wow, it's Will Smith! I'm your biggest fan!" - mees
• "Martin's stupid!" -elmo
• "Wow two girls, I have never seen that before."
• "Can I have your attention please? Will the real Martin Braithwaite please stand up?" -mees
• "After Martin's volleyball injury, Elham and Andy couldn't help but laugh." -mees
• "Number one!! Number one!! I am Number one!!" <chanted> - nick
• "HOLLA !!" -paymon
• "... the brown stain on the ceiling: priceless." -mees
• "Elham thought, perhaps this is a good time to tell Marty about the superglue in his sheets." -mees
• "Someone help me. I am going to get beat up by two girls; its not the first time it has happened." -arash
• "Stop the whining!"

* Many of the quotes that were initially posted here were deemed offensive and have thus been bowdlerized from the page. Bowdlerize: "to cleanse of something morally harmful, offensive, or erroneous; especially : to expunge objectionable parts from before publication or presentation."

** The un-attributed quotes were submitted anonymously. None were submitted by Martin himself.