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Puerto Rico from Cabin Balcony









We had an evacuation drill. Time to put on the 'beaters. (We thugs)






Chilling afterward.


cool night shots.








Don't ask!


ditto above.














ice, ice baby!




Carla pausing from reading Adib Taherzadeh's "Revelation of Bahá'u'lláh: Volume 1"






The ship had something like 8 pools!


















we were treated to frequent visits from aquatic marine life!






I don't know, I found this hilarious. I can just see squad cars trying to cross the ocean to come to



urple what?






For reference, Gordon is purposefully doing the Zoolander pose.

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I look 225lbs. in this picture.


[Story: So I was chillin' in 'da club when I was approached by a recently-divorced quinquagenarian (50-year-old). We danced, yet on the inside I had this worried expression.]












I was winning so convincingly that to be fair I started playing with my bare hand.






What did I do when I found this exceptionally nice ring? For those of you who know me the answer should be easy to ascertain.


Michael and I got in a bit of trouble for jumping off of the balcony--but it was bejesuscrazy fun!


We waited until 2am to jump a half dozen more times.




Our friend Laura laughing while laughing while laughing.


Picture of Laura's toes. [Many people have asked if these are my toes after another pedicure. No, they are not. :) ]




He was hungry so I pranked him by offering him someone's half-uneaten room service. To my surprise, he ate it after I told him how I obtained it.




This is where I penned my now famous Cliquishness theory.


The $0.35/min computer lab where I wrote periodic messages to the shoutbox.


but how could I be taking this picture if my camera is on the table?


We thought we were all that until we pulled up to this massive Royal Caribbean ship. Wow!












Carla!!




He insisted that I take this picture.


He also urged me to work out. I was hobbling for days afterward.






A friend urged me to post this.
 Notes: 1. I am wearing a bathing suit/Speedo. 2. Above has not been manipulated or retouched in any way. 3. Larger version, however, is slightly censored. :) Click to see full size image.


...while we were working out...





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