Welcome to marrymartin.com. It is with great pleasure and eager
anticipation that I welcome you to my quirky website; a site which may
change your life, and mine. Please examine my
family,
my quotes, and do complete the
application; that perchance your encounter not
end here but lead instead, to an altar. Make sure to examine the
rejects and look at some nifty
extra features of this unprecedented
initiative. ( If you can't see my picture in the upper left corner please
use Internet explorer with
Flash)
News:
November 8th. Here is a disturbing
spy-video starring me and a friend, Arta, made for her film-design
class. The file is huge (64MB), right-click on it and select "save target
as." Note: This file has been experiencing errors.
November 5th. I've finally outdone
myself. This link
will take you to my first attempt at writing, rapping, and producing a
hip-hop single.
October 21st. To set the record straight, I'm
giving up this in Florida, for this
in Ottawa. (Updated dynamically every hour - "N/A" if below 22F)
October 18-20th. I just came back from
a weekend Fall school Bahá'í conference. The topic? "Building Better Bahá'í
Marriages!" I learned plenty, and may yet post some of my revelations.
October 11-17th. I traveled down to
South Florida. There was an offer to move there and manage a small business;
which although tempting, failed to materialize in the end.
October 1st. Today I was
reunited with the creamy all-around goodness of a Strawberry Hulk that had
been sorely lacking in my diet thanks to Rosalie. A
critic of the Hulk wrote: "The king-size Strawberry Hulk at Smoothie
King contains a whole day's worth of calories and fat...At 1,900 calories
and 58 grams of fat, get a few of these babies under your belt and it won't
be long before you're looking like that Jared fellow before Subway became a
part of his life." Note: I drink Hulks just to stay alive!
September 25th. Tonight I'm going to my
second concert of all-time:
Neil Diamond! (The first was a Righteous Brothers shtick) An explanation
needs to met my penchant for oldies with similar-leaning parents--who act
as both as decision-makers and financiers in such matters. Update: At
the concertthere was an ostensible and saddening lack of racial
diversity; specifically, I was the only non-white I could see in the entire
stadium of 15,000! It could have been a Klan meeting! On the upside...Neil
Diamond tore it up! Sweet Caroline incited hysteria to a frenetic
fever pitch.
September 19th. Fere, the one in the upper
right hand corner of this page, e-mailed me out of the blue and got one
helluva response--posted
here, in its entirety, for your viewing pleasure.
August 20th. Today I had a phone interview
with Gartner
IT Sales & Consulting. It went well. Update: I was passed
over. :(
August 10th. I am currently looking for a
job in the Ottawa area in a managerial or sales position. If you know of any
opening please forward my
resume.
August 9th. I just finished Ruhi Books
4 and 6 during a 9-day intensive training initiative. Here are the
pictures.
July 27th. I am now being judged on HotOrNot.
Rank me.
July
20th. I'm
finally moved into my private suite in the basement. (You could say that I'm
living in abasement).
It will be an involved process, customizing it to
my idiosyncratic inclinations and unconventional wishes. I plan on
wallpapering my room into a shrine of Shrines and the harmonic amalgamation
of choice quotes of the Abhá Revelation; a self-aggrandizing repository of
my most becoming photographs and a shameless pageantry of my most prized
achievements. A multi-sensory gallimaufry of conflicting sights and sounds
and smells, a treasure chest of the abstruse and a living testament to the
recherché nature that shrouds this rara avis in the curiosity-veil of
mystery and serves as the veritable lodestone to the hearts of discerning
women
in Florida, for this
in Ottawa. (Updated dynamically every hour - "N/A" if below 22F)
