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November 2003
For the past 4
days Tazz and I changed our MSN screen names to "I just ended a 4-month
relationship with Martin/Tazz" respectively. It engendered quite the
response! Was it true? What happened? Here are the responses followed by
the truth.
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Table of Contents |
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| 1. | Tazz's Experiences |
| 2. | Martin's Experiences |
| 3. | How it Began |
| 4. | The Truth... |
| D | Hey Hun?? chetoree?? |
| Tazz | shoma chetori aziz? |
| D | khali khoob:D |
| D | who's martin?? |
| Tazz | lol |
| F | Give Martin a kiss from F. |
| Tazz | I'm not on speaking terms with him |
| Tazz | but I guess kissing is ok |
| Tazz | I got to go for now |
| F | bye |
| H | Hey, I'm sorry about that, really, I
mean come on, we all know that martin could do better |
| H | No offence |
| Tazz | !! Yeah, that's what I said too |
| H | :D |
| H | LOL |
| M | hahahaha what's with the nickname? |
| Tazz | well, i just broke up with martin |
| M | O chi shod? u two were so happy together |
| Tazz | you mean you knew? you could tell? |
| M | i have the 6th sense, remember? ;) |
| Tazz | oh yeah |
| Tazz | well, how come you didn't use it
earlier so that I wouldn't get hurt like this? |
| M | what did he do? |
| Tazz | it wasn't him. it was me |
| M | cheekar kardi? |
| Tazz | i just wasn't surfing a good vibe
about the relationship that's all |
| M | was it cause he didn't add u'r pic to
his friends website? |
| Tazz | yeah. that was part of it! |
| M | hehe |
| L | How'd u do that |
| Tazz | do what? |
| L | read your name |
| Tazz | I broke up with martin |
| L | wtf r u talking about |
| Tazz | relax L |
| L | I'm quite relaxed, thanks |
| Tazz | we just decided that it was time to end it |
| L | so u went out with martin.... |
| Tazz | it's different L |
| L | apparently so |
| L | forgive my feeble mind for not grasping the vagueness of the situation. |
| L | rather... I grasp the vagueness, but i don't grasp what's actually the point |
| Tazz | L, I love you and all... but.. this is a joke! |
| S | Why you need 4 month relationship with martin? |
| Tazz | what? |
| S | ;) |
| Tazz | heheh |
| Tazz | sup? |
| J. | nm chillin......u?? |
| Tazz | actually i'm on the phone now |
| J | oo |
| J | so u and martin thats a cute couple |
| Tazz | lol |
| Tazz | its not for real |
| J | ok.....lol |
| S | I have been waiting for this, that boy
is so fine! |
| Tazz | nuf said! |
| E | What the? |
| E | Marty |
| E | you there? |
| Martin | yes. |
| E | hey |
| E | so i repeat |
| E | "WHAT THE" |
| E | "I just ended a 4mth rel w/ tazz" |
| E | what monkey bidness are you up to? |
| Martin | what do you mean? |
| Martin | I don't tell you everything! |
| E | wait... |
| E | so you and Tazz were together? |
| E | really? |
| Martin | I'm not saying . |
| E | does that mean no? |
| Martin | Well I'd hate for you to spread rumors. |
| E | so |
| E | no? |
| Martin | no...as in you won't spread lies and half-truths. |
| E | what? |
| E | I'm so confused |
| A | tell me more |
| A | how come your MSN name is: I lust for a 4 month relationship with Tazz |
| Martin | why do you think? |
| Martin | I'll give you 3 guesses. |
| Martin | :) |
| A | well first of all who's Tazz |
| A | not the Tazmanian Devil from Loony Toons |
| Martin | http://martinsquest.com/cardevotional/pictures.htm |
| Martin | first 3 pics' |
| A | you were dating Nika? |
| A | man you sure like 'em young. |
| J | u were going out with tazz? |
| J | ? |
| Martin | why do you ask? |
| J | Cuz of: 1 ur name and 2 I didn't know and 3 I'm curious if ur being serious or joking |
| Martin | I'll let a very-near-post-on-my-website clarify that. |
| Martin | :) |
| J | ok righty o |
| M. | Does that mean I can hook it up with you now? Finally, after all these years!!! I'll ask my parents for consent, I'll be right back.... |
| J | hey Marty, what's up... who is Tazz? |
| Martin | hey. |
| J | hi |
| J | how are you? |
| Martin | good...just came back from Shwarma. |
| J | :) so whets with ur nickname? |
| J | i didn't know u were dating someone |
| Martin | you didn't notice that I had suddenly removed my bachelor profile? |
| J | no |
| J | I've been so busy i didn't check |
| J | who was she and why did you end it? |
| Martin | Tazz goes to UoO. |
| Martin | you know her. |
| J | was that the girl at aya's party? |
| Martin | http://martinsquest.com/cardevotional/pictures.htm |
| Martin | she's in the first 3 pictures. |
| J | ok |
| J | oh wow |
| J | I've been out of the loop |
| J | so how come u ended it? |
| Martin | I got caught cheating one too many times I guess. |
| J | :P |
| J | stop it.. tell me the truth |
| Martin | well then you're going to have to reverse this conversation. |
| Martin | back... |
| Martin | way back. |
| J | ok go for it |
| J | how did you meet |
| Martin | I met her in Sham's apartment when she was handing out flyers for something or another. |
| J | ok and then? |
| Martin | I didn't like her at first (immediately).... |
| Martin | and can't say I have since.... |
| Martin | hooking up with her would just be for the hooking up aspect. |
| Martin | She may have considered us together.... |
| Martin | but I never did... |
| J | would you do couple things together? |
| J | just the two of you alone |
| J | go out? hold hands |
| Martin | no way... |
| Martin | with her?! |
| Martin | peace. |
| J | why? |
| Martin | we weren't like that... |
| Martin | more like friends... |
| Martin | I've never had any feelings for her in that way. |
| Martin | I've certainly never done 'things' with her. |
| J | then how can you say you ended a relationship if there wasn't one? |
| Martin | Yea...the wording is very poor. |
| Martin | I should have said that you've been punk'd. |
| Martin | http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Punk'd |
| Martin | :) |
| J | :) |
| J | so how did you ""end"" it? |
| Martin | no relationship, no steamy make out sessions, no love at first sight....just an exercise to collect cool MSN reactions for a new page on my site. |
| Martin | (thanks for contributing) |
| Martin | so... |
| Martin | How's your love life? |
| J | ? what? |
| J | are you serious? |
| Martin | yea... |
| J | i'm so confused |
| J | so you weren't dating anyone? |
| Martin | no...not a little bit...not at all...in fact... |
| Martin | I haven't even liked anyone... |
| Martin | since I've been here...if you want to believe me. Unfortunately, that is the whole truth. |
|
How it Began |
|
| Martin | ...it's you I'm worried about... |
| Martin | ever since you started dating Payam...things have been different. |
| Tazz | LOL!! I started what>!!>!>?!?! |
| Martin | he told me EVERYTHING. |
| Tazz | WHAT!>!>!?!?!?!??!?!? |
| Tazz | what are you talking about??!~?!?! |
| Tazz | I STARTED DATING PAYAM!?!?!??!?!?!?!? |
| Tazz | oh dear lord!! |
| Tazz | he told you that!?! |
| Tazz | LOL!!!! |
| Tazz | I don't know whether to just sit here and laugh my head off... or |
| Tazz | to sit here and laugh my head off twice |
| Martin | ok fine...maybe that was just a delusion. |
| Tazz | HAHAHAHA |
| Tazz | why on earth would you say something like that?! |
| Martin | I like insinuating things that have no truth in them. |
| Tazz | yeah, I noticed |
| Martin | the less truth, the more I push it. |
| Tazz | Phat |
| Martin | Some people make jokes that are tied very closely to the truth.... |
| Tazz | but you choose not to walk that path |
| Martin | mine are divorced. |
| Tazz | :P yeah understandable |
| Tazz | like me and Payam |
| Tazz | we are divorced! |
| Tazz | lol |
| Martin | Change your screen name to "I just ended a 4 month relationship with Payam.' |
| Tazz | LOL!! |
| Martin | see the reactions! |
| Tazz | yeah... and have him hate me for the rest of my life |
| Tazz | no thanks |
| Tazz | I think you should change your name to that |
| Martin | I got it.... |
| Martin | You change yours to 'I just ended a 4 month relationship with Martin.' and I'll change mine to 'I just ended a 4 month relationship with Tazz.' Then I'll post all of the reactions we both get onto my website. |
| Tazz | Phat!!!! |
| Tazz | k. |
As indicated in the 'How it Began' section, Tazz and I had too much time on our hands. So what was the point of all of this chicanery? Well, much to anyone's surprise including Tazz's, it was designed to advertise Tazz's recent entry into the Bachelorette pages...a lofty distinction. Please refer only to MartinsQuest.com as your source of the Truth--unadulterated, unaltered, untouched. |