Martin Braithwaite's Piercing Analysis of this Young Adult Forum

MARTIN'S SHORT SUMMARY OF THE CONFERENCE

 

    Without qualification I can say that I was very impressed with the conference. The crazy Ottawa youth that I arrived and chilled with greatly contributed to my enjoyment and accompanying edification. The pressing outbreak of S.A.R.S. (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) in Toronto didn't dampen the mood, much less stop the late-night Krispy Kreme and downtown forays. Exhilarating Arts performances, coupled with explosive plenary sessions and 250+ rabid singles, made for quite the weekend experience.
 

PENETRATING ANALYSIS

 'Focusing on taking responsibility for moral leadership in the transformation of society' was the central topic at the heart of the conference. Arya Badiyan's humble plenary talk, "Alchemy of the Soul: Sparking Transformation," was not only well-researched, but well-received. There were two salient points that I took away that may be worthy of mention here. First was an interesting, paradigm-shifting illustration of a circle that represented the monotony our daily lives. She proceeded to explain that in fact such daily actions that seem repetitive and inconsequential actually propel us into an upward pointing spiral that truly charts and appreciates our incremental  growth. Even more significant, was when she announced that she had agreed with a friend who, upon hearing that she was giving a talk on transformation, boldly and flatly asserted that humans don't change. She introduced an elaborate analogy using grungy copper which represented our spiritual states. Holding up that dirty copper, with full confidence and soundness of mind, she announced that it was nothing but diseased gold—that purification and alchemy would allow it to return to solid gold, it's true state. This, when carried into the realm of humans, suggests that transformation is not becoming someone else, which is impossible, but becoming our True Selves—the underlying Gold.
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     The catch phrase of the weekend was, without dispute, Counsellor David Smith's "lamentably defective," which was taken from Shoghi Effendi's writings on the state of the present day order of the world. This resonated as much for its timeliness amidst the present day travails that have gripped the world as for the frequency and passion in which Counsellor Smith repeated these poignant words. True to his position, he touted study circles as the Divine prescription, albeit 'un-glitzy' prescription, for the transformation of society.
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     Outstanding arts performances adorned the weekend, reinforcing didactic knowledge with artistic creativity for multi-dimensional comprehension. Clearly not relegated to a mere secondary consideration, the arts played as large a role as many of the talks in inspiring a whole generation to serve as moral catalysts for fundamental transformation in their communities. A semi-formal gala and performance on Saturday night further blended the mind with the heart and allowed many participants to further mingle and appreciate the well-planned forum in which they were engulfed.
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      If there was any area in which the conference was weak it would be the workshops. While I harbor an admitted bias towards intellectual teasers and treatises, the calibre of presentations left even the most doltish sorely craving cerebral substance. Instead of an ABS-style forum it seemed to fit more in an ABC mold. The workshop, "The UN: an Insider's Perspective" catered to the lowest common denominator giving an insipid outline of UN functions and activities. As for presenting an insider's perspective—a more accurate title could have been "UN.com"—since the introductory and legalistic information they shared is readily available on the public UN website. Notwithstanding, the plenary talks and rich art performances raised this conference to among the most memorable for this young adult. The Young Adult Forum Task Force of The Bahá'í Council of Ontario set the standard for future young adult conferences.
 

QUOTES

 

        There were many inside jokes and hilarious quotes from the Ottawa group during this trip that must be immortalized somewhere, lest three days of sayings fade in the dust of memory.

 

Martin
"are we there yet?"
"oh great, so no one knows where we're going"
"I was raised on the streets"
"are you eating Wendy's in here?"
"smells like rose water"
"Mr. Dumas"
"you have SARS"

 

Arash

"those ghetto guys are behind me"
"I hope Nima doesn't make me sleep on the floor"
"I hid under the covers... my heart wouldn't stop pounding!"
"I've got nuts"
"sexy lips"   [Elmo's]
"those are some kick ass boots!"
"hmm, yah, you [Elmo] look good but... you should've done the lips like the weekend : )"
"D.D.!!!"    [attempting to abbreviate 'lamentably defective']
"I'll be a fly on the wall"
"So basically you're calling me cheap."

 

Catherine
"I was checking out the ingredients"
"you guys laugh at everything"    [evoked more laughter]

 

Elham
"It's completely made of tree bark"    [her purse]
"stupid!"

 

Andesheh
"She calls this look - Midnight Passion"
"Arash, you're cheap"
"do you wanna kiss me?"
"Arash....kiss this"
"I have cramps"
"stupid! you mean L.D!" [correcting the mis-abbreviation for 'lamentably defective']
 

Other

"lamentably defective" -David Smith
"I guess I got the last one [Advil] haha."  - Evil gas station customer

 

Unattributed

"I'm used to thicker... I mean wider benches"
"of course - we only have fresh fruit here"
"I'm very infertile"
"she's getting some kind of shake"
"the car smells like feet"
"No! we haven't even reached Toronto!"
"I'm going to kill you"
"Andy!"
"hey cranky - why are you cranky?"
"Igota Poop"
"where did Catherine go?"
"it's child proof"
"I've never seen so many gays in my life"   [on particular street in Toronto]
"smells like strawberries"
"looks like we made it"  :)
"Are they salty nuts?"
"Look at that dog"
"Tika Chicken, who had the Tika Chicken, Tika Chicken, Tika Chicken?
"I think they import their water from India too"
"Baba I'm overdressed"

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